I hate everything.

[Poisonedv]

"Kimmie66"
Well, I had to buy a gift for a rather young sister, so I bought this, but after I found something better I got her that and neglected to get her this. That is the backstory behind this, I would never get a fucking MINX book to read. Anyway, I was bored with no internet access and decided to read it. Bad idea. Well, it gave me more things to be angry about, which I guess I enjoy. Before coming here to write this post, I found a teenage girl (who thinks shes mature because shes not 14 anymore, lol) who write a journal about it
Kimme66 is what I enjoyed the most. Mostly because it's about comminity sites on the
internet (oh yeah?!). What I love about it most is that it pin points exactly how
fourteen year olds think and talk on the internet and I of course remember the way I
was on the internet at that naïve age of fourteen. Pocky, Anime, "Thingy", Neko,
wordsyoucramintogethertomakeitlooklikeyourtalkingf ast-or-puting-it-like-this-to-make-one-sentence-one-word...
and other things that you'll probably recognize from the internet. It amuses me.
It's about a girl named Telly in the 23rd centuary with an unhealthy obsession with
the virtual reality internet. When she hears that her drifter best friend, kimmie66,
on the net was going to drown herself (and does) she is "haunted" by her
thought-to-be-dead friend whenever she goes into V.R. Is this a sick joke by some
hacker with nothing to do with their time or is Kimmie haunting the internet?
Read it! The guy who drew it helped with Invader Zim and Avatar: the last airbender
:D. The style is very "Johen Vasquez"-y
God I want the internet to be in virtual reality. Future Now Please.
Now that fucking covers it. Kimmie66 takes all the negative aspects of the weeaboo/child/female realm of the internet and puts them into one. Stupid goth themes, Vasquez ripoff art, characters speak annoyingly, typical weeaboos who love to eat goddamn pocky, a girl named "Nekokat", I mean jesus christ. This comic is halfway between NarutoxNeopets forums and Hot topic. On top of that, the storyline is horrible, pacing is absolutely disgusting and the characters, while they do show development, are still horrible. The underlying theme is sort of "live your life" but they ruin any impact or subtleties by blurting it out 4 times near the end, and in the dumb voice of the main character. Also, it has a typical 14 year old girl, introvert with a mean brother, dead mom, and busy dad. Fucking cliche if I've ever seen one. All interesting sidestories are either cut short or have a bad conclusion, and any interesting characters move in the wrong way. DC, Minx and CMX make me sad. More Vertigo, please.
And it figures that Comics worth reading praised it. please.

[Patrick Alexander]

So this is about a comic, then?

I ask because (a) I can barely make sense of this post, and (b) isn't there a thread for books?

EDIT: Oh, that thread is for excellent books, apparently.

[Aahmyface2]

So this is about a comic, then?

I ask because (a) I can barely make sense of this post, and (b) isn't there a thread for books?

EDIT: Oh, that thread is for excellent books, apparently.

I concur.

Oh, that thread is for excellent books, apparently.

Hahaha, some reason, when I saw that, I couldnt stop laughing until a minute later, hence the hahaha.

[XWonka]

while i also found that post to be less than lucid, i personally suggest that reading things of that ilk (or watching TV and movies in that realm as well) might be a bad idea.

As long as Hannah Montana holds sway, this mindless dribble will continue. Please avoid it at all costs. Don't let your curiosity get the best of you again.

[Farvana]

Augh at least you didn't have the Gossip Girl books staring you in the face for an hour.

[chuanoplast]

Why do all of you manly men know so much about teeny-bopper fiction?

[Farvana]

It used to be my job to list books, CDs, and DVDs on Amazon and Half.com (god does anyone even use that site).

[chuanoplast]

I'll accept that explanation and be grateful that I was not ever a girly girl.

[etnlIcarus]

There's not nearly enough everything hating in this thread.

I hate headaches.
I hate television.
I hate people who have 500 pets.
I hate people who talk about their 500 pets.
I hate caffeine addiction.
I hate thumbstick drift.
I hate etc.

[Reasonableman]

There's not nearly enough everything hating in this thread.

I hate television.


HEY. Heeey.

Are you saying you hate television, or that you hate what's on television? Because that's a big difference.

I loooooorve the technology behind television. I haaaaaate that television broadcasting companies have to pander to a bunch of braindead consumer whores.

[etnlIcarus]

Clearly Reasonableman struggles to deal with the premise behind the thread.

[Reasonableman]

Clearly Reasonableman struggles to deal with the premise behind the thread.

Oh. I figured you were listing things you hated. Cause, as far as everything goes, I think Poisonedv had it covered with "I hate everything."

[Valdez_Leel]

braindead consumer whores.

Zzzzzzzzz *Snort*

*looks around frantically*

Did someone mention braindead consumer whores?

What - oh you mean't metaphorically speaking.

I'll go back to sleep now.

Zzzzzzzzzz

PS: I hate Alexander Graham Bell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell)

PPS: and Jean Luc Goddard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Luc_Godard)

[etnlIcarus]

It's beyond my comprehension as to how one couldn't hate the telephone. And since you know who Goddard is enough to hate his films, you're clearly a uni student!

[Poisonedv]

Speaking of films, I hate sundance festival.

[Farvana]

I hate that alcohol producers put so much shit into their drinks when the unmodified booze tastes awesome after a bit of aging. The world does not NEED more hangovers, thank you.

Not to mention that the methanol they pour back in for flavor is the stuff that KILLS PEOPLE. The regular ethanol? Can't kill you.

[Poisonedv]

I brew my own. yeah, im cool.

[Farvana]

What do you brew in particular?

[Ritz]

Hatred.

[Demaar]

This thread is the best thread. I hate it, though *shakes fist*

I'm so glad my sister grew up out of her teeny bopper bullshit pretty fast. It's God damned agony. I mean, I was never one of these compulsively anti-conformist douche bags you see all wearing the same tight black shirts with the same tight black jeans with the same black eye liner and the same black asymmetrical hair cuts that cover half their faces, but I still can't stand anything the mainstream media manufactures for the mindless little tramps these days.

[Poisonedv]

Lil wayne?

[matte_k]

I hate the fact that I can no longer use large bladed weaponry in public to fuck up these idiots that continually test my patience when I have to go and interact with the world of human beings.

Edit: I also really hate Carling lager, it's a fucking waste of water. Might as well brew goat piss into beer.

[Farvana]

NERD ALERT NERD ALERT

[matte_k]

Where? There? On the stair?

Oh, I see, you meant me. Ha Ha, almost missed that one. Good job raising the alarm, can't let the nerds escape these concentration camps we have set up for them...

[Farvana]

"Bladed weaponry"? Seriously? Are you gonna traipse around in a getup from Hot Topic while yelling phrases from Invader Zim in klingon while you're dismembering people? Or are you just going to imagine those people's faces on your LARP buddies while you whack them with foam bats?

I know I'm being a dick about this, but I knew a lot of people who outgrew that mentality when they were 16. "DURR PEPPLE AR STUPID I SHULD SORD THEM"

[etnlIcarus]

I personally support maiming the moronic. Otherwise, they just never learn... :(

[Farvana]

They don't learn ANYWAYS. They're morons.

[Poisonedv]

hurr durr

[XWonka]

I hate Thomas Edison.

Did you know he paid children to sell their dogs so he could kill them with an alternating electrical current? True fact. This was, of course, back when him and Westinghouse were trading blows over the future of the electric age. Good thing westinghouse won. Edison wanted every house to have its own generator. What a pussy.

Plus, edison fired and westinghouse hired the greatest man who ever lived. Nikola Tesla.

And, as you may be aware, he was the origional uncle fester (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/Madhatt3r13/Black%20and%20White%20Photography/Tesla.jpg).

[Poisonedv]

thomas jefferson was a badass

[etnlIcarus]

David Bowie played Tesla and was also Ziggy Stardust and therefore is win.

[matte_k]

"Bladed weaponry"? Seriously? Are you gonna traipse around in a getup from Hot Topic while yelling phrases from Invader Zim in klingon while you're dismembering people? Or are you just going to imagine those people's faces on your LARP buddies while you whack them with foam bats?

I know I'm being a dick about this, but I knew a lot of people who outgrew that mentality when they were 16. "DURR PEPPLE AR STUPID I SHULD SORD THEM"

*sigh* I'm too tired to explain, in great detail, the irony behind my original statement, so i'm just going to roll with it and say, yes, obviously that is my true mentality and I spend my days dressed as Conan The Barbarian and run around the woods with a big fake axe screaming blood curdling battle cries.

Seriously, don't you ever wonder about the fact that violence is the only thing most people seem to either fear or respect, and that it is patently a bad thing to have to resort to it to move people in a direction you wish, when it should be far easier and more satisfying to do it with words?

Enough trolling (on my part also, I apologise). Call it what you want.

Edit: Yes, Tesla was the bomb, as they say.

[Ritz]

*sigh* I'm too tired to explain, in great detail, the irony behind my original statement, so i'm just going to roll with it and say, yes, obviously that is my true mentality and I spend my days dressed as Conan The Barbarian and run around the woods with a big fake axe screaming blood curdling battle cries.
I can attest to this. 'Sup, my fellow Changeling? (http://tinyurl.com/5sc84p)

Actually, I just saw your sig, and now I'm not so sure I want to talk to you anymore. Sorry.

[etnlIcarus]

Actually, I just saw your sig, and now I'm not so sure I want to talk to you anymore. Sorry.Jatz are clearly the superior cracker. Evidentially, I can surmise based solely on your taste in crisp bread that you're beneath me and not worth talking to. If only you'd taken some heat recently; I could improve my e-stead and be a dick simultaneously.

[Ritz]

Jatz are clearly the superior cracker
I could destroy you right now. Is that what you want? I could reach right through this computer and destroy you. I'd have done so without your permission already, had I not performed an image search on "Jatz", leading me to this. (http://www.queeble.com/images/auswhale.jpg) It has enlightened me and momentarily quelled my rage, but I can't guarantee that my powers won't take hold of me once more. You'd better watch out.

Also, this has nothing to do with me being an opportunist and striking out to bolster my e-peen girth or anything; the simple fact of the matter is that 300 memes are stupid shit. I'm sorry, matte_k, but we just can't work like this. Something's gotta give.

[etnlIcarus]

fact of the matter is that 300 memes are stupid shit I don't see a fact there and you seem to have missed the little issue that you're posting on the message board for a site which practices the same brand of humour and cynicism as about half the spawn of 4chan. Now either a Spartan or anonymous did something horrible to you as a child or your response was gross and conceited.

I guess at this point it would be prudent to point out that I'm not exactly an impartial observer (http://eegra.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4774&postcount=10).

[Poisonedv]

Comparing this board to 4chan is like comparing my penis to a drinking glass.

[Poisonedv]

That is, they have very little similarities. My dick / eegra is awesome and very few people are on it, and 4chan is like drinking mugs in that everyone uses it and its not funny at all
"Repeating something you've heard before- thats comedy!" - sarcastic song intro

[etnlIcarus]

I'm not sure you needed to analogise for cliché. Of course, as I avoid *chan like an STD, I generally haven't had the same jokes spammed at me time and time again. In small doses, your candlejacks; NZ fail guys and pedobears still hold an air of novelty for me, as I'm sure they do for many people who aren't online enough to know when the big kids on the playground have deemed something so last week.

[Poisonedv]

I'm not sure you needed to analogise for cliché. Of course, as I avoid *chan like an STD, I generally haven't had the same jokes spammed at me time and time again. In small doses, your candlejacks; NZ fail guys and pedobears still hold an air of novelty for me, as I'm sure they do for many people who aren't online enough to know when the big kids on the playground have deemed something so last week.

300 came out in what, 2006? the memes started when there were just trailers. 2 years. 2 fucking years weve been dealing with the same shit. most memes started even earlier at somethingawful, which I do actually browse, which makes them even older. and hell, if you're on 2ch, you already saw every meme 10 years ago.

[matte_k]

Christ, all that over a disagreement of my sig? (At least, if my ego was house sized i'd believe that)

Anyway, who gives a fuck if I find that particular Robot Chicken joke funny (actually, I find all of Robot Chicken funny, so there)? I couldn't give a fuck if 300 jokes are cool or not, I don't scour the internet enough to be saturated by them.

Besides, one sig is not a good enough measure of an individual. If it was, i'd say half the people on this forum are dicks, including myself.:D

[Kaatridge]

Oh nooo! He thinks something is funny and we don't! Get 'im!

[Miss]

I hate stir-fry. ugh. ew.
On my 10th birthday, everyone was at my nan's house, all sang happy birthday and all that, then my nan comes with a big bowl of stir-fry. :|
she wasn't joking around either.

[etnlIcarus]

Man, that stir-fry is deadly shit. With all those fresh vegetables and light oriental flavours...

[OrphanTrain]

My favorite part of that review is her being all nostalgic about her 14 year old self. Y'know, now that she's all mature and stuff at 14.5. And she says the author worked on Invader Zim? I find that a bit hard to believe since I always imagined Jhonen Vasquez as the kind of person who would attempt, yet probably fail at, punching that kind of guy in the face.

Is it bad and immature fangirly to like Vasquez's stuff? 'Cuz I do. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOFOS THINK!!!



That's not true. I totally care, and would probably stab myself in the jugular at the thought of someone on the internet having a disapproving opinion of me. PLEASE LIKE ME.

[Miss]

Man, that stir-fry is deadly shit. With all those fresh vegetables and light oriental flavours...

If you can call my mother's cooking 'fresh'
She keeps way out of date food and keeps them in the freezer.
"that date is just a recommended one" she says. D:

Stir-fry is the only chinese kind of food I don't like.

[Farvana]

No

It is not fangirly

It is goth

the kind of goth that makes overweight women wear fishnet that is two sizes two small

do you really like being responsible for human bubble wrap? DO YOU

[chuanoplast]

If you can call my mother's cooking 'fresh'
She keeps way out of date food and keeps them in the freezer.
"that date is just a recommended one" she says. D:

Stir-fry is the only chinese kind of food I don't like.

What type of Chinese food do you like? Cold-mixed tofu? Green onion pancakes? Lion head meatball? EEEEEEEELs? Steamed fish? Dumplings? Noodles? (guess who is hungry).

[Miss]

Eel is yummy.
okay, so stir fry isn't the only kind of chinese food I don't like.
I forget about them freaky cooking shows on that Foxtel channel where they cooked chicken testicles. oh god. do chickens even HAVE testicles?!

[etnlIcarus]

If you can call my mother's cooking 'fresh'
She keeps way out of date food and keeps them in the freezer.
"that date is just a recommended one" she says. D:

Stir-fry is the only chinese kind of food I don't like.

Get yourself some Noodle Box (there should be one nearby), then claim you don't like stir-fry.

Also, nothing wrong with Invader Zim. If that puts me squarely amongst a majority demographic of goths and /wrists, so be it; the show is still good.

[Kaatridge]

Also, nothing wrong with Invader Zim. If that puts me squarely amongst a majority demographic of goths and /wrists, so be it; the show is still good.
Good job! Thats two gold stars for you!

[chuanoplast]

I love stir-fry but my mom makes the best stir-fry ever (fresh, not oily, filling, perfectly seasoned). Tip: If you are making stir-fry, do not use bottle sauces. Use soy sauce and sugar, cooking wine, and, depending on the type of food you are cooking, some combination of ginger, garlic, and green onion.

Oops now this is the Cooking Mama recipe thread (not) sorry.

[Malwyn]

All children are horrible, fourteen year olds and down. Also fifteen year olds and sixteen year olds and seventeen year olds, because for some reason they all seem to start dating men three times their age. I don't know many heterosexual boy childs, however.

http://malwyn.belsambar.net/bastards.jpeg

I pulled this crap out of four dvd roms from one computer lab. One of them is pretty irreparably broken.

[Demaar]

I hate that most guys younger than me that I know act like they're gay or are gay. I'm not being derogatory, I mean they really are/act homosexual. In fact, off the top of my head I can only think of two guys I know that are younger than me that seem like fairly normal heterosexuals.

[Malwyn]

I hate that most guys younger than me that I know act like they're gay or are gay. I'm not being derogatory, I mean they really are/act homosexual. In fact, off the top of my head I can only think of two guys I know that are younger than me that seem like fairly normal heterosexuals.

You kind of are being derogatory, if I've not misread. Begrudging people for being or 'acting' homosexual is more derogatory than using the word 'gay' to call something or someone stupid, which is just moronic and ignorant. I'm assuming you've just had a case of poorly chosen wordage. What is there to hate about those gay kids these days? Young people today are terrible gay or straight; sexuality isn't some great divider across personality country.

[Patrick Alexander]

I hate that most guys younger than me that I know act like they're gay or are gay. I'm not being derogatory, I mean they really are/act homosexual. In fact, off the top of my head I can only think of two guys I know that are younger than me that seem like fairly normal heterosexuals.

"I'm not being derogatory towards homosexuals -- I just can't stand them, is all."

[etnlIcarus]

Begrudging people for being or 'acting' homosexual is more derogatory than using the word 'gay' to call something or someone stupid, which is just moronic and ignorant. I agree with the 'acting' portion of what he said. I dislike all public statements, whether it be from guys acting like their bullocks don't fit in their shorts; guys acting like they traded them in for ovaries or women ...just generally being feminine. The major problem with the middle one, aside from it being grating, is it can lead to some awkward moments when it comes to light that he's only, "metro".

[Zeuter]

I agree with the 'acting' portion of what he said. I dislike all public statements, whether it be from guys acting like their bullocks don't fit in their shorts; guys acting like they traded them in for ovaries or women ...just generally being feminine. The major problem with the middle one, aside from it being grating, is it can lead to some awkward moments when it comes to light that he's only, "metro".

Oh, I found that to be quite hilarious. We were all quite amused when I told two metro guys back in highschool that I thought they were a couple for quite a while, until I figured out both of them had girlfriends. Then again, these guys were just rather fashionable and spent most (read: all) of their time at school together.

That's something else from wearing one's little sister's trousers, or holding limpwristathons. Personally, I can't stand overly feminine gay guys, as they creep me out and - I suppose - make me feel somewhat ashamed for confirming most people their prejudice.

[etnlIcarus]

Really, the difficulty is in defining femininity or finding the line which, once crossed, makes a person feminine. It's ultimately more of a construct of culture and super-ego and largely subjective. I know a couple of guys who wear their sister's jeans and behave like glam rockers but I wouldn't define them as feminine as their behaviour and social manner is much more rock than glam. Inversely, the more tactile, histrionic and nuanced in manner a guy is, the more feminine he appears to me. Personally, I'm only creeped out by the fat or ugly ones (not that I can really judge) but regardless of your specific sensitivity, it's a pretty normal reaction.

When applying the feminine tag to women, I'm not nearly as nebulous. Any instances of extroversion; irrationality or sexual confidence I define as feminine. If you think that's sexist, it probably is but then again, I'm the first to admit that I'm a misogynist.

[Demaar]

You've got me all wrong. When I say I don't mean to sound derogatory I mean I'm not saying "that's gay" like your typical Xbox live goon, but a person that is attracted to the same gender.

Also, I definitely don't hate the people, I hate the trend.

[Patrick Alexander]

Any instances of extroversion; irrationality or sexual confidence I define as feminine.

Ha ha, what?

That's not exactly sexist, it's more... nonsensical.

This is just a wild stab in the dark, but would you happen to be a sexually diffident introvert, with a fairly high opinion of his own intelligence?

[Ryuichi Naruhodo]

I don't understand why most gay people feel the need to "act gay". But, then I don't understand why most straight people feel the need to "act straight". Infact, it makes less sense when straight people do it...


edit: Actually yes I do, they all want sum akshun

[etnlIcarus]

it's more... nonsensical. That it is. As is my general hostility towards women. It's fun being me.

And in case it wasn't clear, I wasn't talking about femininity as an arbitrary label for behaviour. Rather, as a reflection of my reaction to such behaviour (in-keeping with us sharing our feelings of disgust or ...whatever it is Demaar is skirting around).

This is just a wild stab in the dark, but would you happen to be a sexually diffident introvert, with a fairly high opinion of his own intelligence? Wouldn't diffidence and that, "high opinion", tend to result in a contradiction in my profile?

And I'd be more inclined to say I'm a depressed, slightly nihilistic introvert. Don't think I'm particularly intelligent - just quite dispassionate and with a very dry way of thinking. I did far too poorly in my studies to have an inflated opinion of my mental capacity and discipline.

[Rad]

I have no problem with gays, I have lots of problems with girls who hang out with gays.

[Usernamehere]

I hate uhhh

hold on...

People who don't read with enthusiasm. My class is reading A Midsummer's Night Dream for English, and some kids just can't use enthusiasm. There's this one kid who spoke, like, a billion lines in his boring-as-fuck monotone voice. Jesus christ that pisses me off. And even worse are the kids who can't even read. They stutter at every word and even when you (and the whole class) tell them it's Peer-ra-mis, they insist on saying Pi-ra-mus.

In short, LEARN TO FUCKING READ, CAPTAIN MONOTONE.

[etnlIcarus]

See, I hate this reading in-class thing in general. Especially when the students are unfamiliar with the text, which contributes greatly to both the poor pacing and stuttering of the speaking and lack of appropriate tone (though monotone speaking doesn't really bother me. I don't need a human voice to provide emotional context to novels and resources).

Another thing I disliked was, somehow, I always ended up doing the reading and I always ended up doing it for about twice as long as anyone else. It's extremely tiring; having to read a line or so ahead of what you're saying to avoid stuffing up clauses and questions. Granted, that probably explains why I was chosen so often.

I have no problem with gays, I have lots of problems with girls who hang out with gays. They're not called fag hags because it rhymes.

[Zeuter]

I have no problem with gays, I have lots of problems with girls who hang out with gays.

I used to. Then I scared them off by making obscene remarks.


I don't think I've experienced reading in class since 6th grade.

[Captain Awful]

I hate uhhh

hold on...

People who don't read with enthusiasm. My class is reading A Midsummer's Night Dream for English, and some kids just can't use enthusiasm. There's this one kid who spoke, like, a billion lines in his boring-as-fuck monotone voice. Jesus christ that pisses me off. And even worse are the kids who can't even read. They stutter at every word and even when you (and the whole class) tell them it's Peer-ra-mis, they insist on saying Pi-ra-mus.

In short, LEARN TO FUCKING READ, CAPTAIN MONOTONE.

Captain really isn't a title that should be thown around. I mean, surely we can equate idiots to the president, am-i-right PRESIDENT MONOTONE.

[Malwyn]

I hate the channel ten voiceover people. Well, channel ten in general. Channel seven is no better, but ten has just gotten sad. Especially the purchasing of half a dozen shows from channels nine and seven and presenting them as new, just in case no one's ever heard of sex and the city or futurama. The neighbours theme song has been shortened and 'spiced up' to the point where the two remaining lyrics make no sense whatsoever. "Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours! That's when good neighbours make good friends!" What I get from that is, that neighbours are a bunch of leeches that will befriend you the instant they can take advantage of a situation of mutual neediness. Kind of appropriate, though, maybe.

[Demaar]

I hate commercial television in general. Then again, I hate cable television too.

[etnlIcarus]

I hate both Fiona O'Lachlan and Ray Romano for the same reason; performing standup routines where all you talk about is your dysfunctional nuclear family is f**king boring as hell.

[Poisonedv]

I hate both Fiona O'Lachlan and Ray Romano for the same reason; performing standup routines where all you talk about is your dysfunctional nuclear family is f**king boring as hell.

Enter every other comedian since 1950...

[etnlIcarus]

Most comedians either crack random jokes, talk about their bohemian lifestyle or focus on a broader social commentary. Most of the comedians who have a wife and kids rarely wax on about them. Romano's already a pretty poor comedian but O'Lachlan's 'I'm such a terrible mother' routine is just the most grating, forced and thoughtless excuse for material.

[Poisonedv]

http://davelozo.com/2008/07/30/just-a-quick-reminder-that-carlos-mencia-steals/

[etnlIcarus]

That blog just reminded me of how much I hate Dane Cook. I would suck Fiona O'Lachlan's cock if it meant fate struck that man-child down with some terrible illness.

[Malwyn]

There are some very, very good comedians out there. Many of them don't touch standup with a ten foot pole. Some do though, go watch some Judith Lucy!