Disaster Movie

[Usernamehere]

So apparently another one of those things are coming out. Express your thoughts.

So, as far as I know, BLAH Movies have become more and more unoriginal. First, Scary Movie parodied the genre as a whole, and then they had some horrible accident.

Apparently, this one parodies movies that have only recently come out. Woo hoo?

They really need to raise the bar. They don't even bother parodying movies anymore, it's just random pop-culture. It's quite sad, though. This will make them lots of money, and they will continue until they are fat, old, rich men...

[Reasonableman]

HELL YES, a chance to be witty and liked!


"This movie isn't just called Disaster Movie, it is a Disaster of a Movie."

BA-DOOM TISSSHHHH!!!

[Rad]

I believe all intelligent and true points about the movie have been made by now
Thread ovar.

[Ryuichi Naruhodo]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

This is relevant!

[Farvana]

I thought Maddox quit.

I was HAPPY, dammit.

[Captain Awful]

I suspect they found some way to cheat the system, like "The Producers"

[Usernamehere]

I suspect they found some way to cheat the system, like "The Producers"

You should've said something like, "Will you, Disaster Movie, join me in my quest for being awful?" or something

It would've been awesome.

Haha, Vague Genre Movie looks nice. I'd watch it.

[Captain Awful]

You should've said something like, "Will you, Disaster Movie, join me in my quest for being awful?" or something


Sir, I don't like what you're insinuating. I am not Blastoise.

[raezr]

Hell yeah I can't wait for Friday. I love reading reviews for awful movies.

[Captain Awful]

Sir, I don't like what you're insinuating. I am not Blastoise.

Where was I going with that?

I think americans are the only ones interested in bad parodies with cultural references. I mean, we did create Jerry Springer.

[Crimson K.]

I'm waiting for Disaster Movie to be released on DVD, so I can rent it.

I liked Meet the Spartans, because it turned one of the most boring movies I've ever seen(300) into something disgustingly digestable. And gay.

"Hi-fives for the women, open-mouth tongue kisses for the men."

And the various culture bastardizations couldn't hurt.

[Poisonedv]

I'm waiting for Disaster Movie to be released on DVD, so I can rent it.

I liked Meet the Spartans, because it turned one of the most boring movies I've ever seen(300) into something disgustingly digestable. And gay.

"Hi-fives for the women, open-mouth tongue kisses for the men."

And the various culture bastardizations couldn't hurt.

you are expelled from civil society

[Reasonableman]

What, for not liking 300? Or for the whole 'wanting to rent Disaster Movie' thing?

[Captain Awful]

What, for not liking 300? Or for the whole 'wanting to rent Disaster Movie' thing?

I'm not going to lie to you, I liked the cinematography in 300. Actually, I liked quite a bit of 300, everything except the dialogue. The dialogue was... well... terrible. But that's okay because most of the movie was people dying in slow motion.

Haven't watched Meet the Spartans, and I won't, ever.

[Reasonableman]

I was particularly enamored with the camerawork in 300. They found a way to increase the 'energy' in the fight sequences while still letting me know what was happening through use of slow motion, rather than the shaky blurry mess that most of today's fight scenes are.

[Patrick Alexander]

Totally agree -- I hate wobbly-cam fight/battle scenes. The action in 300 was gorgeous. But, too much of the movie was not-action -- really, really tedious not-action.

[Kaatridge]

Haven't watched Meet the Spartans, and I won't, ever.

I like the way you think!

I think I complement everything you post too much.

[raezr]

300 would have been better if it was about half the length it was. All the non-action sequences were boring and the action got repetitive. And why the frack did they throw in that pointless subplot with the queen? It's pretty silly especially considering the rest of the movie was obsessed with treating the source material like dogma. I was way more entertained by the trailer than the movie itself.

But all of that has nothing to do with Disaster Movie! This does though http://contest.disastermovie.org/?page_id=182. Holy crap this movie is awful. I like how it takes product placement to a whole new level and includes THREE commercials inside the movie itself.

[Rad]

300 could have been a cinema masterpiece if after the title showed it went straight to "THIS IS SPARTA" and followed with 2 hours of violence. The plot was unnecessary.

[Dan]

The plot was neo-con propaganda.

Fixed that for you!

[vnvnvn2000]

I really want to see the movie, it looks funny as! Ive seen the trailer and i think its better knowing who the characters are meant to be and i like the bit how hannah montana die! WOOO HOO!!!!!!!!!

[Ensenada]

So...education deals, huh?

[Neen]

Lobotomy patients with internet connections.