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The flying banana · 10-29-2009, 06:58 AM

Five hours from my final Anatomy and Physiology exam, I have suffered catastrophic belt-failure. This cannot be a good sign.

shMerker · 10-29-2009, 07:02 AM

The degree of badness of that sign is greatly influenced by whether your car has stopped running or you are simply having difficulty keeping your pants up.

Demaar · 10-29-2009, 08:27 AM

Ha! My thoughts exactly. "I sure hope he's talking about his transportation and not the inability to hold up slacks".

Crap, that reminds me, I need new pants.

The flying banana · 10-29-2009, 08:52 AM

My pants, I'm afraid. I was putting them on and the buckle on my belt fell off.

This is in fact worse than a car breakdown, I could take the bus then. Doing the exam with no pants may be somewhat embarassing.

shMerker · 10-29-2009, 10:26 AM

Yeah but if you're doing the exam with no pants then either you're dreaming or in a porn film. Either way your score on the test doesn't matter.

The flying banana · 10-29-2009, 03:54 PM

Fortunately, I managed to fix it with an impromptu anvil (The wall.) and hammer (My old, useless calculator.)

Ham Denture · 10-31-2009, 05:00 PM

I did exams completely nude.

But I'm an extramural student.

shMerker · 11-04-2009, 03:40 AM

They have America OnLine in Britain. Is it not used by natives?

shMerker · 11-12-2009, 04:11 AM

NC school sells test points for $20 to raise money

I am totally ok with this provided it's really easy for a potential employer to find out the total dollar value someone spent on boosting their grades.

Quote:

Principal Susie Shepherd says it's not enough of an impact to change a student's overall grades.

Any change can potentially be enough to change your grade letter. And if it isn't enough, then why are they expecting any students to use it? I guess if you're failing in high school you won't be able to figure that out. I can't tell if this is elevating the wealthy, preying on the stupid, or just a cry for help.

Reasonableman · 11-21-2009, 08:26 AM

This.... is so sad... days and days go by without posts...

10-29-2009, 06:58 AM	#1231
The flying banana The man in the rain Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Almost certainly a long way away from wherever you are. Posts: 482	Five hours from my final Anatomy and Physiology exam, I have suffered catastrophic belt-failure. This cannot be a good sign. __________________ Let's cut out the middle man and blame the universe.

10-29-2009, 07:02 AM	#1232
shMerker Fountain of lies Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Renton, WA Posts: 1,395	The degree of badness of that sign is greatly influenced by whether your car has stopped running or you are simply having difficulty keeping your pants up. __________________ "I take no responsibility whatsoever for those who get dizzy and pass out from running around this post."

10-29-2009, 08:27 AM	#1233
Demaar Stop tickling my fancy. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Brizvegas, Oz. Posts: 1,208	Ha! My thoughts exactly. "I sure hope he's talking about his transportation and not the inability to hold up slacks". Crap, that reminds me, I need new pants. __________________

10-29-2009, 08:52 AM	#1234
The flying banana The man in the rain Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Almost certainly a long way away from wherever you are. Posts: 482	My pants, I'm afraid. I was putting them on and the buckle on my belt fell off. This is in fact worse than a car breakdown, I could take the bus then. Doing the exam with no pants may be somewhat embarassing. __________________ Let's cut out the middle man and blame the universe.

10-29-2009, 10:26 AM	#1235
shMerker Fountain of lies Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Renton, WA Posts: 1,395	Yeah but if you're doing the exam with no pants then either you're dreaming or in a porn film. Either way your score on the test doesn't matter. __________________ "I take no responsibility whatsoever for those who get dizzy and pass out from running around this post."

10-29-2009, 03:54 PM	#1236
The flying banana The man in the rain Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Almost certainly a long way away from wherever you are. Posts: 482	Fortunately, I managed to fix it with an impromptu anvil (The wall.) and hammer (My old, useless calculator.) __________________ Let's cut out the middle man and blame the universe.

10-31-2009, 05:00 PM	#1237
Ham Denture Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 139	I did exams completely nude. But I'm an extramural student.

11-04-2009, 03:40 AM	#1238
shMerker Fountain of lies Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Renton, WA Posts: 1,395	They have America OnLine in Britain. Is it not used by natives? __________________ "I take no responsibility whatsoever for those who get dizzy and pass out from running around this post."

11-21-2009, 08:26 AM	#1240
Reasonableman Verily. Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Inconveniently far from Australia. Posts: 518	This.... is so sad... days and days go by without posts... __________________ I enjoy having a high post count. It makes me feel like I've contributed something to the forum, when I really probably haven't. Except for inanity and annoyance, that is.

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